Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin peiceoshit bin Laden
Born: who cares – Died:May 1st American time, yay!
Osama violently passed away with a gunshot to the head after cowardly hiding in a 3-story, $1 million dollar mansion in Abbottabad, Pakistan.He died surrounded by loved ones and a few bad-ass U.S. Navy Seals.
He was born the only son of his father’s 10th wife, who shortly divorced her after she gave birth to Osama.Osama leaves behind at least 4 wives and 25 children.Actually, better make that 24.
Osama loved promoting Jihadist propaganda, planning terrorist attacks, and poetry.
Osama’s funeral services were held on the USS Carl Vinson located in the North Arabian Sea.Half of his face was already cremated, but the remainders were cleansed, an Islamic prayer was given, and then his body was dumped in the sea like the piece of fucking trash that he is.
An obviously fake, but probably realistic potrayal of Osama before burial.
And a video re-enactment of the Navy Seals attack on Osama's compound.
And now some funny pics I've seen around the interwebs
"The Machine Girl", directed by Noboru Iguchi is probably the second goriest film you haven't seen. The special effects are done by none other than Japan's master of gore Yoshihiro Nishimura. Yoshihiro also directed what is probably the most goriest film you haven't seen, "Tokyo Gore Police".
What I love about these two films is they know exactly what they are and they don't apologize for it. They're rude, crude, and totally obscene, but they're also funny...if you have the sense of humor for it. Today I will focus on "The Machine Girl", the most mainstream of the two films. Keep in mind I'm using that term lightly. If you happen to like "The Machine Girl" than I recommend picking up a copy of "Tokyo Gore Police". These two directors have made many other films, but those two are my personal favorites.
The beautiful Minase Yashiro as Ami
"The Machine Girl" starts out in the middle of our story, where our protagonist, Ami played by Minase Yashiro, is already on a revenge rampage for her brothers murder, more on that later. For some strange reason YouTube won't allow a nipple, but they will allow you to see the first 5 minutes of the film here. Within that time frame teenagers lose a few limbs, some brain matter makes an appearance, and some poor kids face is machine gunned into mush. Don't say I didn't warn you, this film isn't for everyone.
Revenge is a dish best served cold-blooded
So now that the film has grabbed your attention it goes back 6 months prior to learn how sweet little Ami become a demon out for revenge. Ami is popular and talented at sports, or so they say, personally I didn't find her b-ball skills that impressive. Her brother Yu is also a good hearted kid. You wouldn't think that they were both orphans because their parents were accused of a murder they didn't commit and killed themselves, but that's the case, so believe it. As if Ami and Yu didn't have enough problems of their own, Yu is being bullied by a gang of thugs from his school. The leader of the pack is Sho Kimura, son of the Yakuza leader for the Kimura family. Sho Kimura threatens Yu and his friend Takeshi with violence if they don't pay him money, which he knows they can't pay. Eventually this leads to Sho killing both Yu and Takeshi by throwing them down from the third story of a parking garage. The murder is looked at as a suicide and everyone moves on. Everyone, but Ami.
Ami quickly discovers the truth behind her brothers killing, but because of the shame brought by her family name no one will listen to her. She decides to go after Sho Kimura by herself. Dumb move on her part because she chooses to go after Sho while he's with his family...his Yakuza family. In her attempt to kill Sho she loses her left arm, but manages to escape with her life.
Don't mess with the Yakuza
After escaping from the Kimura house Ami wonders to the only home that might take her in, Takeshi's house. His parents (his mom's name is Miki, but I don't believe they say the dad's name) find her passed out from blood loss on their front porch. They put two and two together and figure out that Ami was investigating who killed her brother and their son, but was brutally injured when she got too close to the truth. Luckily for Ami, Takeshi's father is not only good with a suture, but also a fine mechanic. So he does what any fine nurse/mechanic would do. He sows her arm stump up and creates a machine gun and chainsaw appendage for her to get sweet revenge. Miki and Ami team up and this is where things start to really get bloody.
The action in the film has a style of it's own. It reminds me of a Troma Video on steroids and acid...I guess that would be like PCP. Noboru Iguchi and Yoshihiro Nishimura use this style in their other films, but "The Machine Girl" has a better chance with an American audience. You can't help but be reminded of Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill: Vol. 1" and Robert Rodriguez's "Planet Terror" while watching this. Their other films like "Mutant Girls Squad" and "Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl" have crazy supernatural creatures and body mutations, while "The Machine Girl" only goes over the top in the gore department.
What would O-Ren Ishii do?
If you like horror and action films and are tired of the same old torture films released every year I recommend picking this up. It's loaded with sick humor, over the top gore, and hot Japanese chicks in school girl uniforms. Who could ask for anything more?
You can find this film and others on Amazon.com by using the search bar somewhere on this screen. Or, you can rent it for a few bucks on YouTube, below.
This being my first real blog I was unsure what to write about, that is until I saw the British horror film, "Eden Lake"(2008). I had first heard of "Eden Lake" from a IMDB list of the most disturbing films of the decade. After viewing it, I can see why it got #1 on the list.
"Eden Lake" is not for the squeamish, but it certainly should not be missed. The violence in it is extremely bloody and brutal, but its all there to move the story along. It's not like the Saw films where the gore is the main character. This movie has real characters and the reason the film will stick with you is because writer/director James Watkins makes you care about the characters before putting them through hell.
The film begins by introducing us to Jenny, a school teacher played by Kelly Reilly (Sherlock Holmes), and her boyfriend Steve, played by Michael Fassbender (Inglorious Basterds). The school season is over and Steve has planned a romantic getaway for the two of them at Eden Lake, but things don't go as planned. The lake is about to be turned into a development site for new homes, which explains why they're the only tourists there. However, they're not alone. On their first day they encounter a group of local hoodlums who seem hellbent on giving these adults a hard time. Right away we realise the leader of the pack is Brett, played by Jack O'Connel (Skins 'UK').
Brett is like a young Charles Manson. He's the oldest and toughest of the group and uses peer pressure and bullying to get his group of "friends" into hunting down and torturing this poor couple. He ensures that all of their misdeeds are recorded on a cell phone, threatening them with blackmail, in case any of them want to run to the cops or back out. In a sense everyone is a victim in this movie.
Although this may sound like a movie you've seen before, I assure you it's not. The acting, pacing, and direction will leave you on the edge of your seat for nearly the whole film. It plays games with your mind and just when you think you can rest easy the film adds a new twist that gets you squirming again. There are a whole range of emotions you'll go through during this film. After it's over you may just need to take a shower, smoke a cigarette, call a loved one, whatever it takes to get over what you're feeling.
Although to some this may sound like a warning to stay away from this film, however I intend it as a welcome mat. "Eden Lake" is a story that's been done before, but done right, with enough twists and turns to keep it original. It's not for everyone, but if you have a strong stomach and love films that stay with you pick up a copy from Amazon, or Netflix. Heck, if you don't mind the poor quality of video you can even watch it on YouTube in 7 parts posted below.
So here it is, my first blog ever, in my history on this planet. For someone that is considered, and considers himself, well into current technology, you would think that I'd have my own blog site already. I'm not really sure why its taking me this long, but here it is.
I could've picked a blog site thats based on philosophy and politics, both subjects are very dear to me, but I decided to focus more on pop culture. I'm sure politics and philosophy will leak onto my blogs every once and awhile, but I'm mainly going to cover BMVT. Babe's, Movies, Videogames, and Technology. Let's face it, politics and philosophy are interesting and all, but not anywhere as interesting as a beautiful woman, a great movie, a good videogame, or some "what will they think of next technology".
I feel like I should write some things about myself as well, but that will all probably leak into a few blogs and once I get my profile added it will probably be a bit redundant. Thank you for taking the time to read this. I look forward to posting some things that will interest you as much as they interest me. I hope to integrte this with my Youtube channel as well and may do some video blogs for technology reviews and the like.
