Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin peiceoshit bin Laden
Born: who cares – Died: May 1st American time, yay!
Osama violently passed away with a gunshot to the head after cowardly hiding in a 3-story, $1 million dollar mansion in Abbottabad, Pakistan. He died surrounded by loved ones and a few bad-ass U.S. Navy Seals.
He was born the only son of his father’s 10th wife, who shortly divorced her after she gave birth to Osama. Osama leaves behind at least 4 wives and 25 children. Actually, better make that 24.
Osama loved promoting Jihadist propaganda, planning terrorist attacks, and poetry.
Osama’s funeral services were held on the USS Carl Vinson located in the North Arabian Sea. Half of his face was already cremated, but the remainders were cleansed, an Islamic prayer was given, and then his body was dumped in the sea like the piece of fucking trash that he is.
An obviously fake, but probably realistic potrayal of Osama before burial.
And a video re-enactment of the Navy Seals attack on Osama's compound.
And now some funny pics I've seen around the interwebs
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